Schwulitäten und Sex im Auto

Roberto Fernandes – coach of Brazilian club Florianopolis – says he'll lift the squad's performance with his new "gay of the week" game. Last week midfielder Jairo was selected – Fernandes made him wear a "gay pink shirt" in training. "Jairo's new image makes him play better!" says Fernandes. "He'll try harder next week."

St Pauli's Ralph Gunesch says he only likes sex in cars. "I've done it in five cars. But my current car, an Audi R8, is too confined. The first car I ever enjoyed in such a way was my mother's Opel Astra – but sadly the seats were not leather. One can wipe leather." Why tell the press? "I'm a relaxed man. We live in an open age."

Dank F.I.