Bitches Ain't Shit

via lambertz love

"Das Hofhuhn, das zeigt's nun"

via doc tokitoktok

"It could block the sun."

He had a ton of other bitches. To tell you the truth, with his boring dick, I was glad he was giving it to them.

Boring?
Boring. The biggest dick you'll ever see in your life, but boring. Huge. Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. It's beyond huge. It could block the sun.

...

Why didn't you spend the night?
I didn't wanna wake up next to him. He's ugly.

via King Bizzy Blaze 1.

"Das muss dann schon Fasching sein..."

Der letzte Horst in Marzahn

Gaystapo

Doubleentry again yoah:
THORQUILLE & DOC LAMBERT

Crackhead Song

doc to da bone.

Miss Doggystyle aus Geilenkirchen

via Schan.

About Colours

Dank an Doc L.

Kosovo - hoffnungslos

Dank an Doc L

Der besondere Fuß-Fetisch

Auf sein merkwürdiges Verhalten angesprochen erklärte der 39-Jährige: "Ich habe dieses Fuß-Problem. Ich habe wirklich Angst vor einem langen zweiten Zeh."

Dank an A.W.

Hitler Rap

My Humps

vs

"Ich bin mehr so Patteserie. Aber Nudeln mag ich auch." Toni L. - der Chefkoch (Advanced Chemistry)

Knuts Erben

Siehe da, Sie Rappen!

Taktlo$$ vs Kinski

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Oink

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