Churchyard Cruising

"If women liked sex as much as men, there would be straight cruising areas in the way there are gay cruising areas. Women would go and hang around in churchyards thinking: 'God, I've got to get my fucking rocks off', or they'd go to Hampstead Heath and meet strangers to shag behind a bush. It doesn't happen. Why? Because the only women you can have sex with like that wish to be paid for it."

Fry, 53, continues: "I feel sorry for straight men. The only reason women will have sex with them is that sex is the price they are willing to pay for a relationship with a man, which is what they want," he said. "Of course, a lot of women will deny this and say, 'Oh no, but I love sex, I love it!' But do they go around having it the way that gay men do?"

via schan

why are women such bitches?

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feministdestroyer: "good vid...expresses the truth so well.....woman by far are the most evil, cunning, manipulative heartless whoring bitches on the planet....if Hitler were a woman we would all be dead by now, the capacity for womans treachery and evil knows no bounds..and they will fuck your best friend or the guy who treats her like shit every time and reject the nice guy...WOMAN ARE SOULESS CUNTS FIT FOR THE DUNG HEAP AND THEN BURNED"


via schan

We hate Men vs I hate Women vs Women are Evil

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via schan.

Do you trust your Wife?

via dr.lambert.

on very short supply

men will often copulate on the first date, women on the third, so they will know it is love (madness). Some use sex to tell their partner they don't want them any more – by sleeping with somebody else. Some use it to feel desirable; some to get a new car. There are very few things we will not use sex for. As Meston says, "Women can use sex at every stage of the relationship."

The complex human race has been reduced in my mind to a group of little apes, running around, rutting and squeaking.

Frauen am Steuer

Proof

Jesus Use Me

Mamacita schlägt zurück

Die Polizei fand die Finger-Kuppe später zwischen den Kartoffeln.

Frauenflüsterer

Aus seiner Rolle fiel Sgarbi nur, wenn es um seine eigene weiche Stelle ging: den Glauben. Als sich einer der beiden Sunrise-Mitarbeiter mal über die Darstellung der Juden als brutale Henker in Mel Gibsons Kinofilm "Die Passion Christi" erregte, platzte es aus Sgarbi förmlich heraus. "Das Volk Juda", wetterte er apokalyptisch, werde "knietief in seinem Blute waten, bis es dereinst den Namen unseres Herrn Jesu Christi anerkennt". Die Verfolgung durch Römer, Kreuzfahrer, Nazis und Stalinisten sei die "gerechte Strafe" für Jesu Tod am Kreuz. In seinem 300er-Mercedes fuhr Sgarbi mit einer Jesusfigur, einer Padre-Pio-Plakette und einem Rosenkranz herum; im Kofferraum lagen mehrere Flaschen Weihwasser und ein Gebetbuch.

Nicoles gefährdete Fruchtbarkeit

Nie mehr geboren zu gebären:

Nicole Kidman has enraged Aboriginal leaders in her native Australia by breaking a centuries-old taboo against women playing the didgeridoo.

The actress was seen blowing into the wooden instrument on a German TV chatshow last Saturday.

And several cultural leaders have now criticised her for the stunt, because tradition dictates that only men should play the didgeridoo.

One critic has even suggested Kidman's fertility could be at risk after she broke the ancient rule.

Aboriginal actor and language teacher Richard Green says, "People are going to see Nicole playing it and think it's all right. It bastardises our culture. I will guarantee she has no more children. It is not meant to be played by women as it will make them barren."

And Alan Madden, a cultural officer at Sydney's Metropolitan Local Aboriginal Land Council, adds: "I presume she doesn't know, otherwise she wouldn't be playing it."

(via IMDb)

Hey Sexy!

Geh Alte, schau mi net to teppert an

Wer erklärt Boris die Liebe?

Dieter Bohlen? Der Papst? Kai Dieckmann?

Women, know your limits!

Women, know your limits German Subtitles
Hochgeladen von Gawriya

Dank an J.H. über F.I.

Schlussstrich per SMS

Um ihm zu zeigen, wie ernst es ihr mit der Entscheidung gewesen sei, habe sie ihm fünf weitere Handy-Botschaften mit ähnlichem Inhalt geschickt. "Wir sprachen über den nächsten Sommer, hatten aber keinen fixen Termin, keinen definitiven Ort und erst recht kein Brautkleid."

Oh Schreck, ein Ehe-Sklave?

Er durfte sie nie anschreien. Stattdessen musste er sagen: Ich verstehe, dass mein Verhalten dich verärgert hat. Bitte arbeite mit mir daran, das Problem zu lösen

Dank an A.W.

Schlagsahne oder "Solange du die Beine unter meinen Tisch..."

Japanese Ball Kicking Fetish!

Bilderrätsel

Miriam hilft!